damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

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archiemcphee:

Noel Cruz is a doll repaint artist, and an awesome one at that. He’s loved drawing and painting characters from his favorite TV shows since childhood, in particular Lindsay Wagner as Jaime Sommers in The Bionic Woman. But it wasn’t until Cruz first encountered a repainted doll on eBay, thanks to his wife who’s a doll collector, that he thought, “Hey, I could do this too!” And now he’s one of the best in the doll painting community.

It took time and lots of practice for Cruz to adapt his skills from painting on wide, flat canvases to small, smooth plastic doll faces. Today his ability to transform factory-painted character and celebrity dolls into impeccably detailed, lifelike resemblances of the actual people on which they were based puts the original dolls to shame. Accomplishing this feat requires many photos of the famous person/character, plenty of time, and a great deal of skill.

To check out more of his stunning repainted dolls, check out Noel Cruz’s website and Facebook page. You can also follow him via Instagram and right here on Tumblr at noelcruzcreations. And, if you’ve got an urge to own one of his dolls, keep an eye on Cruz’s eBay auction listings.

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jerryspringers:

I ALMOST DIED BTW

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lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

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lunarthirteen:

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

This.

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masscracc:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

WHAT

I want to know so bad how people do these vine tricks.

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im not a misogynist! my books r not misoyn gy ur all only seeing what u wanna see. why u r all being so mean to me. mE! me, john green, a feminsit! look hah a i defend WOMEN such as ~stephenie meyer~ how could i possibly be a misonygf ogm ; misongyn isnt real. i mean, in my books it isnt real. its an metaphor, i put my own dick in my mouth but i do not give it the power to;;; do thje misogy ny — john green (via queeranora)

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thebeardeddan87:

Odin being pampered.

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mostawkwardmomentss:

When  I wake up a minute before my alarm goes off

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dolofang:

cantpray:

go get em kid

is this pokemon

dolofang:

cantpray:

go get em kid

is this pokemon

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